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Tristan Alex Humble is a 22-year-old former kitchen assistant who enjoys baking, glamping and duck herding. He is creative and gentle, but can also be very selfish and a bit standoffish.

He is addicted to alcohol, something which his friend Beck Damari Hutchins pointed out when he was 17. The problem intensified in 2015. In 2016, Tristan lost his job as a kitchen assistant as a result of his addiction.

He is a British Buddhist who defines himself as gay. He finished school and then left academia.

Physically, Tristan is in good shape. He is average-height with olive skin, brown hair and green eyes. He has a mole on the end of his nose.

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. His father left when he was young, leaving him with his mother, who was an addict.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a legal secretary called Lexi Zachariah Conway, who was 15 years older than him. They broke up because Lexi couldn’t cope with Tristan’s addiction to alcohol.

Tristan’s best friend is a former kitchen assistant called Beck Hutchins. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Belle Charles and Tracey Davey. They enjoy watching YouTube videos together.

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